A Journey Beyond The Logical Mind

Salam to all.

Last night. Phone conversation.

My sister and me.

'Eh kakak, tak pegi concert Archie ke? Bukan dekat je ke?'
'Ala, kalau nak pegi pun daddy bagi ke?'
'Mestila, daddy yang tanya Mimi 'kakak tak pegi ke?'... Tapi, kena guna duit sendiri la..'
'*Mengira-ngira duit dalam accountku*.. Ala, duit tu takpe.. <--chey.. Betul ke daddy bagi pegi?? Awat tak bagitau awai-awai?'
'Tak tau la, nah cakap dengan daddy..'

My dad and me.

'Daddy, takkan kot daddy bagi kakak pegi?'
'Well, you can always ask first..'
'Tapi Mimi cakap daddy bagi kakak pegi???'
'Mana ada daddy bagi.. Daddy cuma tanya dia kakak pegi ke tak?..'
'Kiranya daddy bagi la tu...'
'That's two different thing...'
'Laaaaa...'
'You can always give a proposal...'
'Alaaaaa penat je.. Daddy mana bagi punyaaaa...'
'Kalau macam dekat Subang Parade tu boleh consider la kot..'
'Okayyy.. cikgu kakak ada buat expedition panjat Mt. Nuang. Daddy bagi tak?'
'Sekarang tengah musim-musim hujan ni bahaya la.. '
'Kakak dah tau dah. Sebab tu kakak dah tak payah pikir bila cikgu tanya sapa nak pegi. Kakak tau daddy akan tak bagi punya...'
'Well, you can always propose next time..'
'Haaaah~~~'

Now it's my mom's turn.

'Mummy beli kasut untuk Mimi and jacket untuk Naim...'
'Ohhh... bagusnye diorang.. Tapi okayla, sebab kakak pun haritu dapat kasut baru.. Hehehe.. Mummy tengah makan kat mana?'
'Mee udang uncle Zul sebelah pak wan tu..'
'Mee udang????'

Back to me and my sister, Mimi.

'Kakak, daddy suruh Mimi jadi accountant pulak..'
'Haaahhh ACCOUNTANT?? Cakap haritu nak jadi lawyer??'
'Oh, daddy cakap Mimi punya sejarah asyik teruk je.. macamana nak jadi lawyer..'
'Haritu sejarah dapat apa?'
-CUT-
'Brapa markah lagi nak lepas grade tu?'
'Lagi 6 markah'
'Hahaha <--gelak sayang.
'Bukan family kita dah ramai ke accountant? Haritu bukan dah bagitau Lynn Mimi nak jadi lawyer?'
'A'ah'
'Hmmm.. okayla, Mimi sesuai la kot jadi accountant. Mimi kan cam kedekut sket and berkira pasai duit ni.. Cuma kena improve on maths sket la'
'A'ah'..

My lil bro, Naim and me.

'Haritu kakak dah tengok helicopter untuk naim.. Kalau Naim dapat nombor satu kakak bagi helicopter tau?? Tahun ni tak dak birthday present.. Haritu dapat nombor brapa?'
'Nombor satu campur dua.... (Naim mumbles and mumbles in his language that I couldn't comprehend)
'Ohhh... Nombor lain tak mau.. Nombor satu je dapat hadiah..'
'Tapi Naim dah masuk kelas nombor satu..'
'Sat, Naim dapat nombor berapa?'
'Nombor 21'
'Nombor 21????!!!! Haih...'

-talk, talk and talk some more and then the end-.

Conclusion that can be made from this 20-minute phone conversation:

1. Mimi will join the 'Accountants United' club -exclusive club for our family members that is in any way related to the world of Accounting- which currently have ELEVEN members (as far as I can remember). -Ayah Mie, Suja, Abang Jan, Kak Hana, Ale, Kak Nana, Kak Ida, Abang Yie, Abang Faizur, Ali, Wahida...-
2. 'Medics United' club insyaAllah will recruit new member.. Current member: ONE.
3. However delicious mamak first floor's roti canai, it cannot beat Uncle Zul's Mee Udang~
4. Naim will have to implement his 'Saya orang Melayu, saya cakap Melayu' campaign in order to improve his BM marks...
5. I can always TRY my LUCK to ask for any permission to do anything from Daddy.
6. I wish these type of conversation can happen more often.
7. I never say this out loud but I MISS YOU MOM, DAD, MIMI and NAIM!!!